Carrina and Machete — Suicide Girls

Carrina and Machete — Suicide Girls

by: Chris Illuminati

Meet Carrina and Machete, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. Not that these cost anything, it’s just an expression. Carrina is into World War II history, house destruction parties and hates boys that can’t fix things. Machete likes to tell perverted jokes, can’t live without Oreos and loves crafting like a crack head.

Name: Carrina

Age: 22

Location: California

Into: WWII history, airplanes, riding dirt bikes, house destruction parties, furry creatures, irish whiskey and my man

Not into: Aimless people and salmon

Makes me happy: Dissent and profanity, punk rock, patriotism and Marine corps boys

Makes me sad: Boys who can’t fix things, unwarranted sobriety, copycats, disloyalty, traitors, thieves and gutless cowards in general

Hobbies: Pwning sh*t in general, studying all things science related, writing, and literature

5 things I can’t live without: family, the capacity to learn, air, typewriter and freedom

Vices: Mania, drunken debauchery, inhibiting my lung capacity, being a lush in general

Bands:

1. OPIV

2. Elvis Presley

3. Rancid

4. Bad Brains

5. Streetlight Manifesto

6. Misfits

7. Minor Threat

8. Tom Waits

9. Social Distortion

10. GBH

Machete

Age: 24

Location: New York

Into: Shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants (for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos and crafting like a crack head

Not into: SIDEKICKS!, Kraft cheese singles, The Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down, getting peed on in the shower, cupcakes, dudes from “Strong Island”

Makes me happy: San Francisco. I wanna move back so bad. The West Coast is my true love

Makes me sad: When I run out of beer/cigs

Hobbies: Masturbating, cooking, drawing, crafting and sex

5 things I can’t live without: Oreos, Earl Grey tea, smokes, conditioner and seabass

Vices: Smoking, pot, drinking and tattoos.

I spend most of my free time: Being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes.

Bands:

1. Comeback Kid

2. Shai Hulud

3. Cancer Bats

4. Lucero

5. This is Hell

6. Johnny Cash

7. Against Me!

8. Defeater

9. Hot Water Music

10. Thrice

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.

via Carrina and Machete — SuicideGirls

One comment on “Carrina and Machete — Suicide Girls

  1. Pingback: Carrina For Suicide Girl | artmystic

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