Suicide Girl – Bob and Kemper

Suicide Girl  – Bob and Kemper

by:  November 1, 2012

Meet Bob and Kemper of the always fascinatingly stunning SuicideGirls. Bob Suicide explains that her personal hero is Nightcrawler and her friend Kemper gets hot when guys talk science to her and says her personal hero is Wonder Woman. And then they kiss. Which rules.

Name: Bob

Location: California

Occupation: Student.

Current crush: My cousin.

Stats: Strength 105, Agility 75, Stamina 99, Intellect 32, Spirit 40, Armor 150, Health 2169

Body mods: Implants, 7 piercings, 7 tattoos…and, sometimes, blue hair.

Heroes: Nightcrawler.

Gets me hot: 8 cores running at 3.2 GHz at 800 watts.

Favorite position: A rock and a hard place.

Sign: Open Trench- If it was a closed trench it would be road!

Most humbling moment: SNAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAKE!

I lost my virginity: In front of the local Catholic Church with DJ Jesus.

Cigarettes: Nope.

Diet: Vegan.

Alcohol: Nope

Drug Use: Drug Free

I’m looking for: Whoever comes along.

My status: Exclusive relationship.

My idea of a good time: Internet. All night. Again.

I want: Friendship.

Into: Video Games, gadgets, vinyl toys, programming, comics, vegan food…if it’s nerdy I’ve got a +5 addiction to it.

Makes me happy: Couches.

Makes me sad: Lies…and cotton balls.

Hobbies: Art, reading and playing video games.

I spend most of my free time: Murfing the interwebs.


Name: Kemper

Age: 23

Location: California

Body mods: Tattoos and implants.

Heroes: Wonder Woman.

Gets me hot: Talk science to me.

Fantasy: To meet someone I can stand to be around for more then 2 months.

Cigarettes: Nope.

My diet: Omnivore.

Alcohol: Occasionally.

My drug use: Drug free.

I am looking for: A woman.

My kink factor: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

Pot: Nope.

My status: Single.

My pigeonholes: Arty, jazz cat, tattooed, straight edge, retro, bookworm and geek.

Into: Sharks and puppies.

Not into: Indoor pools and loud roommates.

Makes me happy: My dogs, breakfast, happy hour, sleep.

Makes me sad: No dogs allowed, high kill shelters, strays, teachers that don’t pass out a syllabus and being away from my dogs.

5 things I can’t live without: vibrator, my dogs, car, sleep, chapstick

Vices: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating and I’m a total creeper.

I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris.

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.

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